Where did you learn how to spin, No-Face?

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-10-23T17:04:00

2009-10-23T21:04:54Z

http://scifiwire.com/2009/10/13-scenes-from-buffy-the.php

no Faith?!?!?!

Fuck you.

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-10-23T15:51:00

2009-10-23T19:53:43Z

Liz and I are pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen to anything ever. In the history of everything.

Halloween is going to be insane. I'm stoked for it.

And since my ass just woke up and it's 4pm, I'm going to put some clothes on! Woot!

.....

2009-10-16T09:52:13Z

Also... KOEI confirmed Samurai Warriors 3 for the Wii in 2010.

But that's not the only exciting thing.

They also announced Strikeforce for the PS3 AND the 360 in 2010 as well.

Too bad they cancelled Warriors Orochi Z for the PS3.

And yes. I can say cancelled instead of canceled. It's the British way. And I'm totally fighting for Edward the Black Prince of England, bitches.

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-10-16T03:12:00

2009-10-16T07:14:09Z

My night was awesome. haha.

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-10-05T02:16:00

2009-10-05T06:17:24Z

I'm sorry. I can't stop!

I'm in love

2009-10-05T06:12:51Z

God, yes.

YES! YES YES YES YES!!! I'm in love. With all of this. Everything.

I think my icon really ties into the last video.

Let's talk about awesome

2009-09-23T06:24:47Z

Really. Let us do that.

Liz and myself (meaning me) started a community for game reviews. So... hop on over to tigersofwu and take a gander at my awesome review of Wet.

Liz hasn't reviewed any yet because she doesn't know how to beat games. No... that's a lie. She does beat them. Until they're tired and they say "No! Liz! 240 hours of gameplay?! I'm sorry! What did we do to deserve this?!" True fact.

Maybe my lady love (Hillary, not Eliza Dushku) will review some stuff too. I hope so. She's a DS master.
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Let's talk about something ridiculous now. SyFy isn't showing my beloved X-Files at 2am? And no Lost at 1am? What the fuck? At least Frosties are 99 cents. That dulls the sadness.

I'm too tired to stay up any longer. Miiiiigraaaaiiiiineee.

Meme

2009-08-02T02:33:43Z

Firstly: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
Secondly: Tag nobody~ Okay!

♦ Who sleeps in bed next to you?
Mister Cat... and sometimes Hillary.

♦ Say something to the person who tagged you:
Fight me now! For glory!

♦ People I tag:
Anyone. For real. I know some people eat these things up like old people eat Wheaties.

Well, shit

2009-07-24T17:45:28Z

I apologize.

I've apparently been too busy with video games to update.

So... I've been playing a lot of video games and making out with my woman.

end.

Dear Liz

2009-06-02T07:29:33Z

I found things recently and I would like to show them to you.

All other people... please ignore this.

http://narutostore.viz.com/ttp/Naruto-Trading-Cards-Deck-Sleeves-Kakashi/cPath/10210/products_id/112503.html

http://narutostore.viz.com/ttp/NARUTO-Keychains-Iruka-Action-Keychain/cPath/10210/products_id/112146.html

http://narutostore.viz.com/ttc/Posterzine/cPath/10629/products_id/112146.html

http://narutostore.viz.com/ttp/Naruto-Apparel-Shikamaru-Character-Patch/cPath/10328/products_id/112137.html

http://narutostore.viz.com/ttp/Naruto-Novelty-Kakashi-and-Pakkun-Metal-Pin-Set/cPath/10342/products_id/117994.html

http://narutostore.viz.com/ttp/Naruto-Video-Games-Naruto-All-Stars-for-Xbox-360/cPath/10268/products_id/118803.html

If you ever want to order anything... I'll totally let you use my debit card. :D

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-06-01T21:01:00

2009-06-02T01:02:44Z

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=952257&topic=49748536

I laughed.

A lot.

Dear best friend Liz

2009-05-28T05:19:17Z

You left your phone on mah bed when you were watching Andrew doodle.

You didn't lose it.

So don't worry. :)

My thoughts

2009-05-27T08:21:15Z

So... apparently there is talk about making Buffy into a movie again.

The kicker? None of the cast will be part of it.

The other part? Joss Whedon isn't even involved.

I'm sorry. First of all, the 1992 movie sucked majorly and the tv show was what made Buffy what it is today. I'm freaking out. If my future wife (SMG) isn't in it... or my other future wife (Eliza Dushku) isn't even thinking about doing it... I'm not going to see it. I refuse!

And they said they're not going to trample on the Buffyverse that was already created but it's kind of hard not to. I read my fanfics every single day. Don't you mess with a good thing, dammit.

The response when I asked what the fuck they could possibly do to make this movie even remotely interesting on the forums?

"maybe the vampires will sparkle ... or whatever else twilight did with them."

D:

Buffy and Twilight aren't even in the same dimension. In fact... I never want to hear about the two of them in the same sentence ever again. One is clearly more kick ass than the other. Clearly. Buffy. See? I told you the answer. It's the lesbian subtext and witty one liners. And hot chicks. And superpowers. And synchronized slaying. And my future wives dancing together in season three and being totally hot.

It's 4 in the morning. I need to go grumble about this until I sleep.

what is up

2009-05-21T12:49:10Z

with everyone being an asshole this week?

Ridiculous.

Dollhouse

2009-05-09T01:30:44Z

Dr. Saunders is an Active??!

WHAT?!

Whiskey is hot. She should've stayed like that.

This season finale is rockin' my world.

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-05-06T21:53:00

2009-05-07T01:56:22Z

FUCK NO!

FUCK YOU, DANNY GOKEY!!!!

Allison is 50 times more amazing than you are!

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-05-06T21:27:00

2009-05-07T01:30:29Z

Gwen Stefani.

For real.

Did you even try tonight on American Idol? :(

No Doubt was amazing when I saw them in concert a few years ago but now... D:

I hope Danny goes home. Or Kris.

Adam was amazing last night. So great!

I'm freaking out because I'm so into Adam right now and I just want him to win so badly!

Yo

2009-04-28T17:53:54Z

Dear Broken Bond,

Why you so good?! Why you so fly?! Why you make me love you so much?!

Fr srs. This game is epic. I'm Neji-ing my way to the top, motherfuckers.

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-04-19T15:38:00

2009-04-19T19:38:32Z

She doesn't want you
                      need you
                                crave you at all

Twisted little toy

She winds you up and sets you off

           Opposite direction.

Once you realize what's going on, she's gone

Off on a 5 day sabbatical so that you forget her face

and you'll welcome her with open arms

                    Twisted little toy

You wind yourself up.

    Get your hopes up.

Push those breasts up.

What the fuck are you doing?

Writer's Block: Witness Protection Name Change

2009-04-19T18:39:55Z

People who enter the Witness Protection Program have to change their names. If you were in that situation, which new name would you choose?

Sponsored by "In Plain Sight" on USA Network. Season 2 premieres Sunday, April 19 at 10/9C.

View 500 Answers

Der. That's so easy.

Rakashiki Mumbazzo.

Or Jebidiah Ladyfingers.

Or maybe Dr. Klavier Spinnyjelly.

PEOPLE MEANS MORE THAN ONE

2009-04-15T18:11:28Z

Apparently, I need to point out that I said this:

"I'm getting pretty sick of people bashing Twilight."

And this:

"If you don't like it, shut the fuck up. My friends page is full of people bashing it and I find it really annoying."

And this one too:

"I just want to strangle people sometimes."

All of those imply that I was talking about more than one person. It's not my Kit List. It's my friends list. More than one person. I'm not going to get angry at one fucking post about Twilight.

It's the fact that I see it all over my league forums, all over Gaia, even on other fic sites that have nothing to do with Twilight at all. It's just plain annoying.

I'm not an insane Twilight fan. I just enjoyed reading the books. God damn.

For real.

2009-04-15T01:15:20Z

I'm getting pretty sick of people bashing Twilight.

If you don't like it, shut the fuck up. My friends page is full of people bashing it and I find it really annoying.

I mean, do any of you have a best selling book series? No.

Irritating. I know the book is over the top but it's a modern love story that's supposed to make fun of itself a little bit.

Gahhhhhhh. I just want to strangle people sometimes. The only person that can complain is Liz because she has to deal with people talking about it alllllll the time.

In other news, I hung out with Liz and Ryan J. tonight. It was pretty fly. We had a good time. :D I enjoy that kid. He's hilarious and knows a lot about games that we like.

In fact, we might have to hang out with him again.

Stressful day. Going to play some games and go to sleep.

No.

2009-04-10T16:24:51Z

First of all... there's a go ahead for the SotC movie? No. Just no. He's going to fuck it up so bad. I'm going to have to burn my eyes with a laser.

Second of all... I'm pissed. Like... you know when you just keep pushing something down and then eventually you just explode? Yeah. That's what's up. I miss Jason. I fucking miss him so much. I miss hanging with Jason and Liz. Just Jason and Liz. When we get to hang out, we're loud. It's like hanging with the guys because we're so fucking cool.

Hanging out with Jen makes me realize that I'm a girl and I really don't like to be reminded of that too often. It also makes me sad because we're the same age and she already has 4 kids. It's not fun. I miss video games with Jason and Liz. I miss Jason swearing and Liz reading him walkthroughs and then someone taking a picture of Jay's penis.

I don't want to go to your fucking bbqs and hang out with a bunch of people I don't fucking know. I want to hang out with Liz and Jay and maybe drink some beer and eat food that's horrible for us (i.e. Wendy's).

i_eat_bamboo @ 2009-03-26T13:29:00

2009-03-26T17:33:08Z

Liz refuses to play the Pokemon card game with me.

I just signed up to be a league organizer and now she's shattering my dreams.

Even though I play the Naruto card game with her...

SIGH

Waiting for Hillary and being bored

2009-03-06T04:44:29Z

Step 1: Put your iTunes/mp3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the song that is playing no matter how embarrassing it is.

Opening Credits:
Dreams of Leaving -- Akira Yamaoka

... I guess so.

Waking Up:
Waverer --Slide Mix --- Akira Yamaoka (again?)

I actually have woken up to this song tons of times. It's amazing

Average Day:
2am -- Kaki King
So fitting. :(

First Date:
Half Jack --- Dresden Dolls

Well... that's depressing. I AM accidental and I AM half my father. Maybe it's a warning to the ladies.

Falling in Love:
I Feel Perfect --- Porcelain and the Tramps

Really? That's pretty fucking hot.

Love Scene:
Heavenly Star --- No More Heroes

I'd do it to this song. No lie.

Fight Scene:
Clowns (Can You See Me Now?) --- t.A.T.u

....I could picture myself beating the shit out of clowns... I guess it works out.

Breaking Up:
Shut Up and Let Me Go --- The Ting Tings

Amazing! iTunes... I think I love you.

Getting Back Together:
Motel --- No More Heroes

Motel? Getting back together? Sexxxy.

Secret Love:
Stray Dog --- Hazu ft. Ill Bosstino
It's true. I am in love with Ill Bosstino.

Life's Okay:
Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy

I love smacking bitches up! Life IS okay!

Mental Breakdown:
Bad Habit --- The Dresden Dolls
So fitting. and depressing. brings back memories. @_@

Driving:
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight --- Beat Crusaders

I like driving around with Liz to this song.

Learning a Lesson:
Mother May I? --- Northern State

XD

Deep Thought:
Taxicab Messiah --- The Kidney Thieves

It makes me question my beliefs.

Flashback:
Gessekai --- Buck-Tick

It does make me think of the past. Sweet effin' deal.

Partying:
Like A Rockstar --- Porcelain and the Tramps

Awesome. Slut party.

Regretting:
Paper Planes --- MIA

I regret not flying like paper.

Long Night Alone:
Passion --- Se7en

Uhm... I dance to this song when I'm alone. A lot. I like to dream that I can dance. Too bad I'm super white.

Death Scene:
We Didn't Do It --- Tegan and Sara

O_O That means they did. At least they didn't do it for the money or to be happy... they just don't know why... and apparently they don't care.

Closing Credits:
Nas Ne Dagoniat --- t.A.T.u

You can't catch me, bitches.